It always takes more effort to find something else to do, than to keep doing what you were doing.
"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"
the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99
the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child
not my family bitch
why am i crying“Stay away of my territory”
THERE’S THE BANANA GUY